Marisa Miller

I’m being told that these are pictures of Marisa Miller teaching the girls on America’s Next Top Model how to pose on the beach in their bikinis. Thank you Jesus! Maybe if we’re lucky, next time she’ll teach them about French kissing and the proper way to apply baby oil to get just the right shine. This could become a fifty disk DVD box set, How To: With Marisa Miller, teaching women to do everything from slow roast a ham to waxing their lady business. For just four easy payments of $99.99 it could be yours. I’d buy it.