Heidi Montag

We all know that everything about this chick is fake, fake hair, fake marriage, fake divorce, fake sextape and huge fake tits.Whether you surprised that this situation Heidi Montag loses her bikini top in the ocean is fake?Of course not!I wish we had a pic of Heidi Montag topless but I have to note that she showed more by this accident then she did for the half million dollars  she was paid for her Playboy photoshoot.However,I think she’s annoying beyond belief but she’s got one hell of a body.Enjoy

I am so tired of stories about her fake marriage or her fake divorce,and the only thing I like from this whole story is the upcoming Heidi Montag sex tape with Playboy hottie Karissa Shannon, hope that’s the only true.Anyway here is Heidi Montag pretending pretending to be said for all her fake life and her said soul and killer body staffed in a tiny bikini, flash her guns and sip champange in a Costa Rican hot tub with her accessory dog.I’m so sick about this crap but how could I not put those things up on the site?I’m sure none of you care anyhow, tits are tits right?

Today I decided that this be a “bikini day”,summer is coming to an end and I thought it would be good to put on the site as many of celebrity bikini pictures.And here are some Heidi Montag bikini pics from her vacation in Costa Rica.I hate that I have to say, but her body looks fucking hot and her big boobs are fantastic in this little pink bikini.But,what the hell is going on with her nose?She looks like someone dumped one on her face a week ago and she forgot to wipe it off…Probably is another Heidi Montag plastic surgery or something like that,but who cares,ignoring everything from the neck up…

Heidi Montag unveiled her new little body and huge boobs in all its glory at the weekend – in her first bikini appearance since undergoing a whopping ten cosmetic surgeries at the beginning of the year.Here she hosted the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas….Her booobs don’t look so good in bikini,they’re bigger than her head, but probably have the same number of brain cells….And  I must say don’t spend too much time in the sun Heidi,we’d hate to see you melt away!

Sadly I watched Heidi Montag’s pathetic lyp-sinc and retarded dance display last night on the Miss Universe pageant. I hate this chick and even I was embarrassed by it. A deaf stripper moves more gracefully to the music than this fuck nut. How can people actually think this tard has any talent, I know her singing voice is all computer generated but her moves? Jesus! I’ve had more talented bowel movements.